Farmer Steve.

As a tour bus driver for stray travel in New Zealand, we would play a game called “Tractor”. The objective was to be the first to spot a tractor and it’s colour amidst the beautiful New Zealand landscape. I had a toy tractor on my bus with a small plastic farmer on it, named Steve, and some devious passengers decided to kidnap “Steve”… This this is how it all went down:

"...you will supply us with a case of MANFURY and TIM TAMS at our next rendevous..."

Anonymous.